Once Upon a Time, The End: (Asleep in 60 Seconds) by Geoffrey Kloske

Once upon a time — Chicken Little — The two little pigs — Small girl, red hood — Goldilocks and the bears — Princess Pea — The little red hen — But in that peaceful little house — David and Goliath — Sleeping Beauty — Jack — Hickory dickory dock — John Jacob — The old lady’s shoe — Hey diddle diddle — Riddle one — Riddle two –And they all lived — A tired father takes only a few sentences to tell a number of classic tales in order to get the persistent listener to fall asleep.

Liz says:

“All parents know the frustration of wanting/needing their children to go to sleep! In this hilarious book we see one father’s bedtime strategy of abridging classic fairy-tales. The willful child and the desperate daddy are sure to delight young and old alike!”